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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it.
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-rearing, they are unemployed.
At my age flowers scare me.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
I was on a date recently, and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him, they don't like him.
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
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