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Funny inspirational quotes 2 is all about the lighter side of quotes. At times, words that are spoken can lighten the mood and brighten our day.Take a carefree minute to refresh yourself with a little bit of humor. Spend a few minutes here and smile.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
--Franklin P. Jones
Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
--Charles M. Schulz
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
--Marilyn vos Savant
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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